Kids!

I think sometimes Kacey tells me things and then quickly thinks and WHY DID I THINK I COULD TELL MY MOMMA!

Last night Kacey: Momma it was so funny!

Me ~ What?

Kacey ~ Andrew had on my Tennis skirt over his jeans and....

Me ~ ( I interrupted to blurt) He'll stretch it! WHAT? WHY? HOW DID HE GET YOUR SKIRT?

Kacey ~ Wide eyed (and I am sure at this point thinking I should have stayed quiet) He got it out of my purse.

Me ~ Why was it in your purse?

Kacey ~ I wore it during PE

Me ~ Your tennis skirt that is your uniform, that you only supposed to wear at Tennis until after season, since you only have one.... tennis skirt (I am sure I had the head bob to go with this)

Kacey ~ That would be the one, you should have seen Mrs. Brock's face

Me ~ (interrupting again) Mrs. Brock? Kacey, was this during class?

Kacey ~ ahhh yes

Me ~ and you do not get in trouble for all this?

Kacey ~ you see Andrew's Mom and Mrs Brock are really good friends....

Me ~ I see, you are not to wear your tennis skirt at PE anymore until after season.

Kacey ~ yes Ma'am

(And I might add a laughing Husband is no help with dealing with teenage girls since he was once the teenage boy that would have easily worn a tennis skirt at one time)

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Grace - Momma, I think there is a dirty word in my book will you look at it?

Me ~ Sure

Grace ~ I think it means the same thing as something else but I wanted you to check

Me ~ Well Baby, it's not a dirty word but it's not a nice word. You shouldn't call anyone a dimwit it would be like calling someone stupid...

Grace ~ That's what I thought, Thank you Momma!

Me ~ Your welcome baby...

Again, a laughing husband trying to hide his laughter is NO HELP!

Just another day in Paradise!